I randomly received an email from The Carlson. He doesn’t promise anything. Don’t quote him on actually doing anything, ever again. He did try to sing. Sounded like some 40s singer, in a gay bad way (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
And then it went South from there as he talked about the Patriots and other NFL that he knows nothing about, the NBA Draft and USC winning the BCS title from 2004.
He talks about Philly’s first year at Symposium, Doug’s bachelor party and bringing new people named Steve.
Listen for yourself. And listen now, Mr. Sonofbetch. I vil splash the pot venever the fuck I vant.
The Symposium 